Disclaimer: I don't own any of this... Trust me, I have no money. I just do this for fun.

Category: Parody/Humor

Summary: Cameron and Wilson both have the flu. Who will outcare the other first? Pure fun and nonsense.

Rating: G

Notes: This is a two-parter in which I wrote the first part and my friend Willie "responded" to the story in the second part. In case you want the entire history behind this odd fic, check the notes at the end of the PDF.